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One more day to go!
Today's was the usuals again, except that i laughed more than usual at work. ALL MY BROTHER'S FAULT. Cut all short, here it is.
It was really really lame, but it got me all cracked up. LOL. Well, we worked VERY hard, till we were tired so i started the whole crap. O.O knowing i wotn be able to contain my piggy laughters, i wrote it down:
J: diahoerra is solid or liquid?
(well, i kinda wanted to act knowledgable, the thirst for information yea?)
R: he ignored me.
J: OI?!
R: Gaseous like your god damn fart, you fcuker!
J: My fart? they come in all shapes, sizes and states man!
R: Ya, like your nose boogey, stop writing me all these shit!
J: These arent shit, these are useful knowledge. (:
( just then, a man behidn us was coughing like mad)
R: You're shit, your brain is shit. Your sai is shit. Stop writing me shit. The man is coughing, casue his throat's got your shit!
J: I cursed your phone got shit. People talk, your ears splattered with shit. You talk, shit explode out of it.
( by then, i just cant contain my laughter.. part of them were heard, and they sounded like a slaughtered pig. HEY! my stomack hurts from all the suppressing man.)
R: Stop laughing like a shit ass. Later ALI BABA ( to protect the identity of a female. hahas) shit in your mouth, she has a puddle os shit looking hair on her head.
J: I thought she's bald on top?
(my brother cracked here. YEY.)
R: Like the coughing man?
J: Maybe. You cant see? so tall for what? eyes grow on your backside ah?!
R: better than you, fat until no eyes. All fats cover your eyes. Look that fat ass sitting on the black car, go fart man!
( and i began looking around and asking who who?)
R: he cracked and said ' arent you sitting on one?'
HAHAS, my stomach nearly burst, good if they do.. then can lose some tons of fats. hahah. tomorrow is going to be the last day of work, began jobbie 2 starts. Got to dress up for the seminar as instructed by boss. I think he is afraid we would be untidy dress.. or a little over dress? heh.
AND AND AND, rob's cash till training is tomorrow. I failed in changing my timing to morning; i wanted to be the same as sylvester and the rest.. it was fun and jokes all around. =( wells, i made some new friends. I was worried i was not able to know new people and i would be so lonely, but guess my worries were all unnecessary. Sylvester talked to me first durign orientation in our group and i tried to tickle his ti-coness. i succeeded man!
Liek for example, he asked loius, 'hey, how did u get the bruise on your elbow?' Loius was like shocked that he spoke to her, and she said she bumped into something. I immediately add on, ' Why? are you heart broken?' and he went in stammers, 'NO! no..i was just.. whatever.' HAHAS. Loius and qi ying thought that Sylvester is my friend and was surprised that we arent and yet we spoke like we knew each other.
Rob's job is stressful and im kinda nervous about it. I hope things goes well for me. Numer one fear: damn, got to return home so so so late in the night. mid-night and all :S I cant get use to the thought of being so late out.
talking about work, x'mas is going to be real torture! WORKING on that day. i was like happily counting down still.
merry x'mas to me
merry x'mas to me
i'll spend it working at rob~
how bored can it gets?
ANY SIMILAR SOULS OUT THERE? wanna share our plight together on that day? :/
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One more day to go!
Today's was the usuals again, except that i laughed more than usual at work. ALL MY BROTHER'S FAULT. Cut all short, here it is.
It was really really lame, but it got me all cracked up. LOL. Well, we worked VERY hard, till we were tired so i started the whole crap. O.O knowing i wotn be able to contain my piggy laughters, i wrote it down:
J: diahoerra is solid or liquid?
(well, i kinda wanted to act knowledgable, the thirst for information yea?)
R: he ignored me.
J: OI?!
R: Gaseous like your god damn fart, you fcuker!
J: My fart? they come in all shapes, sizes and states man!
R: Ya, like your nose boogey, stop writing me all these shit!
J: These arent shit, these are useful knowledge. (:
( just then, a man behidn us was coughing like mad)
R: You're shit, your brain is shit. Your sai is shit. Stop writing me shit. The man is coughing, casue his throat's got your shit!
J: I cursed your phone got shit. People talk, your ears splattered with shit. You talk, shit explode out of it.
( by then, i just cant contain my laughter.. part of them were heard, and they sounded like a slaughtered pig. HEY! my stomack hurts from all the suppressing man.)
R: Stop laughing like a shit ass. Later ALI BABA ( to protect the identity of a female. hahas) shit in your mouth, she has a puddle os shit looking hair on her head.
J: I thought she's bald on top?
(my brother cracked here. YEY.)
R: Like the coughing man?
J: Maybe. You cant see? so tall for what? eyes grow on your backside ah?!
R: better than you, fat until no eyes. All fats cover your eyes. Look that fat ass sitting on the black car, go fart man!
( and i began looking around and asking who who?)
R: he cracked and said ' arent you sitting on one?'
HAHAS, my stomach nearly burst, good if they do.. then can lose some tons of fats. hahah. tomorrow is going to be the last day of work, began jobbie 2 starts. Got to dress up for the seminar as instructed by boss. I think he is afraid we would be untidy dress.. or a little over dress? heh.
AND AND AND, rob's cash till training is tomorrow. I failed in changing my timing to morning; i wanted to be the same as sylvester and the rest.. it was fun and jokes all around. =( wells, i made some new friends. I was worried i was not able to know new people and i would be so lonely, but guess my worries were all unnecessary. Sylvester talked to me first durign orientation in our group and i tried to tickle his ti-coness. i succeeded man!
Liek for example, he asked loius, 'hey, how did u get the bruise on your elbow?' Loius was like shocked that he spoke to her, and she said she bumped into something. I immediately add on, ' Why? are you heart broken?' and he went in stammers, 'NO! no..i was just.. whatever.' HAHAS. Loius and qi ying thought that Sylvester is my friend and was surprised that we arent and yet we spoke like we knew each other.
Rob's job is stressful and im kinda nervous about it. I hope things goes well for me. Numer one fear: damn, got to return home so so so late in the night. mid-night and all :S I cant get use to the thought of being so late out.
talking about work, x'mas is going to be real torture! WORKING on that day. i was like happily counting down still.
merry x'mas to me
merry x'mas to me
i'll spend it working at rob~
how bored can it gets?
ANY SIMILAR SOULS OUT THERE? wanna share our plight together on that day? :/
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